Multitasking- Why is that when men partake in a single task they can only do that one particular task at hand? Ok, ok I’ll give them the benefit of the doubt two things in conjunction with each other; eat and watch TV. It’s not even worth it to stop them in the middle of doing something as simple as browsing the internet to ask them for an answer to a question that may require thought. The typical answer usually is “I'm doing something”. Women are experts at multitasking. We can juggle, fold laundry, solve calculus problems, and cook a dinner all simultaneously while consoling our BFF on the phone who just had a fight with her boyfriend.
Breaking the routine- it’s no secret that most men stick to a daily routine. Sleep, eat, work, workout, eat and sleep. To even consider breaking the pattern seems like it could cause terror and sudden panic in their lives. Asking to make plans during their regularly scheduled gym time, forget it, that would be like asking Tammy Faye Baker to wear less makeup. As if that one extra day in the gym is going to put them in the running for Mr. Universe. Women can break out of habit without causing mass confusion to their lives by changing their schedules around. You need a women to be somewhere, she will do 8 minute abs before hitting the pillow!
The subtle stare- Men DO NOT comprehend nor utilize this approach. Men will stare at a women they are attracted to no matter her whereabouts; while we are eating, sitting at a red light, the gym, or on a train. Lacking flair when it comes to being subtle. Men usually opt for the dead on full-face stare. It’s as if they paid admission to an art exhibit and need to get their money’s worth. What they seem to forget is the object they are looking at is actually a real person; WE CAN SEE YOU! You are not character out of a comic book that possess’s the power to turn himself invisible. Women usually go for the subtlety factor, a glance out of the corner of the eye, or quick glances at an intermitten speed to spare the object of our attention of feeling uncomfortable.
I guess women are just good like that...no matter what is is. Anything you can do, we can do better!
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Its no puzzle that men are creatures of habit. Its a healthy way to live. and men CAN multitask, we just choose not to, we believe in dedicating our complete and undivided attention to the task at hand because "any job worth doing,is worth doing right". Thats our philosophy. And we give ultimate attention to movies because we have to know exactly what is going on so we can answer the woman's questions because shes not paying attention. She's probably on the phone or reading a magazine, etc...So whilst women are off doing multiple things doing a mediocre job, men are focused on 1 thing at a time and most likely doing a complete and accurate job. :)
LOL i just puked in my mouth.....right as if you need to pay as much attention to detail as possible while doing laundry, browsing the internet and eating as you would tying to solve world peace. I am describing the most basic tasks here. women are built to multitask, thats why females have the children!
Sorry, I was paying intimate detail to my tv show haha. See, since you dont pay as much attention, you mispelled "trying" :)and yes sometimes the most basic of tasks need lots of attention.
ps. I am the master of multitasking!
if this was an email for work it would get a spellcheck, replying to your comments not worthy of the spell check LOLOLOL
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