Tuesday, May 12, 2009

The date resistant shoe!


I don’t like crocs period! I honestly can not see myself having anything in common with women who would purchase a pair because they think they are cute. Is it not bad enough that people are wearing petroleum-derived foam gardening shoes to places other than the garden but they jazz up the holes with “croc accessories” to draw more attention to the fact they are wearing a petroleum-derived foam gardening shoe to places other than the garden?. They come in every color imaginable but look terrible with every article of clothing ever made. They can not be paired with a denim miniskirt, a pair of leggings a gap tee or even sweatpants. They should just slap a LEGO tag on them since they can be mistaken for one. They may be resistant to odor but they are also resistant to getting a girl a date! There is only one word that should describe a shoe and it is “Fabulous” not Anti-bacterial”!!!

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